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Robert Zemeckis going back in time with Replay?

Back To The Future director Robert Zemeckis could finally be making a return to live-action filmmaking after years spent crafting mo-cap movies. With his CG Yellow Submarine remake cancelled by Disney after the poor returns of Mars Needs Moms , Zemeckis has reportedly been thinking about wending his way back …

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5 reasons to hate Mass Effect

Mass Effect is one of the greatest series of this console generation – in the top three, easily. But even our dearest loved ones get on our nerves from time to time, like when they make you take really slow elevator rides, or clutter the whole house with piles of …

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30 Greatest Movie Star Couples

Dominic Monaghan & Evangeline Lilly The Couple: Worth including if only for the sheer WTF-ness of it! Lost co-stars Lilly and Monaghan managed to keep their off-screen relationship as closely guarded as the most top secret of storylines, with headlines only really emerging when the duo announced (and then retracted) …

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Portal 2 turret plushie is all heart, zero bullets

Portal 2’s turrets are so gosh darn charming, it’s easy to forget that their main function is to straight up murder your ass with cold, remorseless efficiency. Sadly, it’s this one small detail that makes them all but impossible to market in the real world, but one Canadian tinkerer has …

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Mortal Kombat 2011 guide

By:  Christopher McCullough  (Grig Lager/Sir Galahad) Version 0.92  4-28-2011 Remember The Lin Kuei Headquarters.      The information in this compendium is for the 2011 release of  Mortal Kombat, aka MK9.  Please send any kudos, appraisals,  complaints, check or money orders,etc. to grig_lager@yahoo.com.   All rights reserved, all wrongs reversed.Two wrongs don’t …

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Javier Bardem officially signs on to The Dark Tower

Javier Bardem has officially signed on to star as Roland Deschain in Ron Howard and Brian Grazer’s adaptation of Stephen King’s The Dark Tower , surprising literally nobody. This is no normal casting news however, as the project is planned as an ambitiously huge franchise. As well as a trilogy …

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5 reasons to hate Assassin’s Creed

A conveniently skewed view of history. Corrupt religious leaders. Serious men in silly white dresses who leap flamboyantly about withknives strapped to their wrists.Jade Raymond. What do these things have in common? They’re hallmarks of Assassin’s Creed, which has quickly grown from a single, divisive game to one of the …

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The Top 7… Things we hate about modern gaming

Ah yes, the Week of Hate. Seven rage-filled days of complaints, criticisms and straight-up trollin’ that let us vent our collective frustration on the games industry. In the past, we kicked off each week with a Top 7 that specified a certain aspect of gaming we’re angry with, be it …

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