Spurious Awards Of The Week

PIROUETTE OF THE WEEK

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The USA should have entered Teen Wolf’ s Derek for the Olympic gymnastics if this graceful tumble is anything to go by; his pirouette is so fast, the camera couldn’t even catch it. (The officials don’t do blood tests for lycanthropy do they?)

CAREER CHANGE OF THE WEEK

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The body-hugging blue lycra. The visor. The aerodynamic head gear. The white gloves. The thighs bigger than the waist. We reckon Frozone has changed nationality and joined the French Men’s Cycling Sprint team at the Olympics. That’s the real reason Philip Hindes fell off his bike. Nothing to do with loophole-friendly cheating; he slipped on some ice.

UNLUCKIEST WINNER OF THE WEEK

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Why Cybermen should avoid being too competitive at the Olympics, drawn and tweeted to us by @NobbyNobody.

MOST SURPRISING GEEK OF THE WEEK

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Mexican gymnastics Olympian Elsa Garcia Rodriguez Blancas performed her qualifying routine for the Olympic gymnastics floor exercise to a medley of Zelda songs. Not that it impressed the judges. Sadly she came 35th.

GUEST STAR OF THE WEEK

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We were surprised to see Little Shop Of Horrors ’ Audrey 2 turn up in this week’s Warehouse 13 , especially as the beasties were supposed to spring from the imagination of HP Lovecraft, not Jim Henson. The mean green mother from outer space clearly has ambitions.

MASH-UP OF THE WEEK

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Skyfall trailer meets Dark Knight Rises trailer. Genius, especially whenever Silva (Javier Bardem) speaks in Bane’s voice.

PUN OF THE WEEK

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It’s Han Solo in… wait for it… guitarbonite! [via Travis Stevens Nerd Crafts ]

The New Spitting Image Of The Week

Community performed by… paper bags. A whole series, please. (Wonder if Dan Harmon was secretly behind it?)

BEFORE THEY WERE FAMOUS PHOTOS OF THE WEEK

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Well, we’ve had Muppet Babies , so why not Star Wars Babies ? (Actually, don’t say that too loudly anywhere near George Lucas.) They’re available to buy via Etsy (opens in new tab) .

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QUALITY COMMEMORATIVE ITEM OF THE WEEK

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Well it’s less tasteless than those Danbury Mint plates…

THE OBLIGATORY PORTAL AWARD OF THE WEEK

COMPARE AND CONTRAST OF THE WEEK

One video documentary. Two choices of commentary. It’s William Shatner versus Wil Wheaton in the NASA Curiosity Smackdown… Play them simultaneously and pretend they’re having an argument.

SKULL OF THE WEEK

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Well, that’s your gran’s Christmas present sorted. A Warhammer Servo Skull sculpture was created by Deviant Artist Spooky777. [via neatorama ]

SELF-DEFEATING COVER VERSION OF THE WEEK

This is clever. It’s kinda funny. It looks pretty expensive. But it’s still A BLOODY JUSTIN BIEBER SONG, and it sets your teeth on edge. C-3PO in a Bieber wig is amusing, though. Probably best to watch, not listen.

CELLPHONE RINGTONE OF THE WEEK

Right, this one’s a bit long, and only sporadically funny, but we’ve included it purely for the bit when Batman’s cellphone goes off.

FASHION ITEM OF THE WEEK

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Batman motorbike leathers. Go on, admit it – you want them even if you don’t own a motorbike. Expect them to turn up in a zillion YouTube videos soon… [via GeeksAreSexy ]

SUPERHERO SQUIRRELS OF THE WEEK

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MEMOS OF THE WEEK

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These are going up daily on Memos From Fury . Well worth checking out.

IMPRESSIVE MECCANO PROJECT OF THE DAY

Mike Senna, your two years of work were well worth it. We salute you. So, Eve next? We’re pretty sure you’re up to inventing anti-gravity hover motors.

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Game Of The Week

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Spurious Award Winner Of The Year (so far).

Should Have Gone To Specsavers Of The Week

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Lafayette mistakes car for piano in True Blood .

Bad Dalek Impression Of The Week

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Katy Perry enters a cosplay competition in her new movie.

Unexpected Guest Star Of The Week

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Anyone else get a sense of deja vu after watching The Amazing Spider-Man and then watching Teen Wolf this week? Lizards versus teens – it’s the new meme.

Timey Wimey Conversation Of The Week

This starts off sweetly… then just goes bizarre!

Quote Of The Week

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Falling Skies ’ Noah Wyle, via Metro .

Abraham Lincoln Spin-Off Movies Of The Week

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Ronald Reagan: Dinosaur Hunter

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John F Kennedy: Alien Hunter

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Benjamin Franklin: God Slayer All by Jason Heuser, via Deviant Art .

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Remake Of The Week

That is the scariest monster we have ever seen! (But do you think these kids have actually watched Alien ?)

Nice Guy Of The Week

When 2000 AD fan BlackMocco missed out on a chance to see an early screening of Dredd when the cut-off for the queue finished right in front of him, he bemoaned his fate online: “Gutted! But when the film screenwriter Alex Garland heard about his bad luck he sent him this:

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Trailer Of The Week

More deja vu?

New Game Of Thrones Houses Of The Week

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By lokiable on Deviant Art .

Cheating Robot Of The Week

Triumphant Return Of The Week

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Portal ’s back where it belongs – in Spurious Awards. Created by four Lego enthusiasts calling themselves Team Jigsaw, this project is currently on the Lego community site Cuusoo , where it needs 10,000 votes to get reviewed for production. [via Blame It On The Voices ]

Potential Sith Of The Week

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Micro Art Of The Week

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Believe it or not, this was carved from a ping pong ball. Who says art isn’t for the wiff waffs?

Robot Soap Argument Of The Week

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This is like EastEnders meets WALL-E on acid.

Recycled Gag The Week

Who says Daleks are rubbish? (Anyway, any fool knows these are Autons, not Daleks.) We did stifle a snigger, though.

Carry On Sequel Of The Week

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Wonderbra meet Spider-Boobs. [via Olly Moss ]

Searing Social Commentary Of The Week*

* This may be sarcasm.

Superteam Of The Week

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An epic fantasy version of The Avengers (which is what we thought Paul Cornell’s Demon Knights was, to be honest). See the spectacular full-size images here .

And Finally Of The Week

You knew somebody would do it eventually. It was worth the wait.

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Next Unlikely Game-Based Blockbuster Of The Week

Well, after Battleship , anything is possible. Personally, we’re waiting for Michael Bay’s Hangman , in which Nicolas Cage scours the world for clues to solve a cryptic message before someone executes Jon Voight.

False Alarm Of The Week

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Eagle-eyed Xbox-playing viewers may have thought interstellar war with the Covenant was imminent when the BBC flashed up the emblem of Halo ‘s United Nations Space Command during a recent news report. Turns out News At One host Sophie Raworth was actually talking about the current conflict in Syria, and someone backstage had confused the fictional UN Space Command with the real-life UN Security Council. Oops. Looks like the Master Chief can go back into cold storage, and that someone will be taking a little more care with Google in future.

Fish Tank Of The Week

Aw, we’d love to see a Cheep-Cheep in there…

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Rap Of The Week

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You can add a silent c to the headline if you want… we couldn’t possibly comment.

Roland Emmerich Make-Over Of The Week

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All it’s lacking is a meteor hitting a stadium at the end.

Street Art Of The Week

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This is not real. We suspected it was Photoshopped but we sent someone from the London office down to Herbrand Street in Camden to check. But it’s still a cool piece of work… [via BlameItOnTheVoices ]

Safety Message Of The Week

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Submitted to us via Twitter by @OnlyRad

Bandwagon Jumper Of The Week

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Game Of Thrones ’ Maisie Williams (Arya Stark) takes the cinnamon challenge. Well, she‘s still young… But we can’t imagine Arya approving.

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Pirate DVD Of The Week

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Blimey, there must be a really big surprise coming in the season finale… [via Blastr ]

Splatter Patterns Of The Week

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Artist Arian Noveir clearly has a close encounter with a Rorschach test as a child, and thank god he did if the trauma results in beauties like these. Click on the image for larger versions. [via The Mary Sue ]

Literal Superhero Of The Week

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[Via Google , via Blastr ]

Ad Placement Of The Week

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IGN posted an incisive, well-argued piece criticising the Hitman trailer… which presumably came as a surprise to the advertiser who did the site take-over this week. IGN, we applaud you.

Alternative Ending Of The Week

The latest from the How It Should Have Ended Crew spotlights The Avengers . As usual, it’s a mixed bag, and overlong, but with some great moments…

Ubiquitous Movie Star Of The Week

Just when you thought you’d seen the last Snow White movie of the year…

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Apology Of The Week

For some reason Square Enix has subtitled the trailer for the new T omb Raider game “Crossroads”, which is probably supposed to evoke cool images like blues guitars and deals with the devil, but try as hard as we might, for some reason we just can’t get this out of our heads… We’re sorry. We’re so, so sorry…

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