Doctor Who Muppets, Battlestar wedding, an alternate DC relaunch ad and loads more vital fluff and nonsense
TARDIS OF THE WEEK
Although we were slightly disappointed to discover that this week’s Horizon – “The Core” – didn’t involve sending Professor Brian Cox to the centre of the Earth in Thunderbird’s Mole so that he could point at a geode and go, “Amazing!”, we were stunned to learn that NASA scientists have created their own TARDIS in Maryland. And talking of TARDISes…
2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY HOMAGE OF THE WEEK
You’re not likely to witness a sweeter transition shot than this any time soon…
LOST ELVES AND HOBBITS OF THE WEEK
It wasn’t so much Haven this week as the Grey Havens, as a bunch of Elves and Hobbits who’d apparently missed the last boat decided to swim instead. There was even a Enya wannabe wailing in the soundtrack.
WORST MADONNA IMPRESSION OF THE WEEK
Alpha’s Hicks is not sure about his new Jean Paul Gaultier-designed superhero costume with pointy corset.
WORST VULCAN SALUTE OF THE WEEK
We don’t reckon True Blood ’s Marnie has long left to live or prosper…
NEW JOHN BARROWMAN-HOSTED GAMESHOW OF THE WEEK
It appears to be a blend of Blockbusters and Twister .
ALTERNATIVE DC RELAUNCH AD OF THE WEEK
This guy seems familiar. Does he post in our forums?
More Spurious Awards on the next page…