Lie down with me, Watson!” beseeches a bare-chested Robert Downey Jr. to Jude Law midway through Guy Ritchie’s follow-up to his 2009 Conan Doyle makeover. Hmm: is Britain’s most celebrated literary sleuth about to swap 221b Baker Street for Brokeback Mountain? OK, so the line in question arrives in the …

[brightcove]970159514001[/brightcove] Although reactions to the announcement of the third Hostel film have been far from positive, we have an abattoir full of newly released images for you to gag over. Scott Spiegel ( Intruder ) has snatched the reins from Eli Roth for the third instalment, setting the torture porn …

Planning to steal Serious Sam 3: BFE? Prepared to be hunted down. As demonstrated in this in-game video, developer Croteam has taken a more creative approach to fighting digital piracy in the form of a relentless, unstoppable mutant scorpion… thing… who’s sole mission seems to be to torment illegal downloaders …